Captain Ellie
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Bartending Nurse?!

Yup, you heard me! I’m a nurse by day and a bartender by night. It’s funny when people recognize me. During a shift, someone walked up to me and said “hey…aren’t you that girl from (place of employment).”

His expression quickly went from confused to worried when I told him yes. It doesn’t mean that I’m not capable of taking care of you, sir!

Girl’s gotta pay dem loans!!!

#brokegraduateprobs #kindawantacamaro #mytruckbrokedown #ineedanewcar #whydontijustget2nursingjobs?! #causehypochondriacsbecrazy #drunkpeoplearefunnytowatch #freedrankswhenimoff #hashtag

#bartending #random #funny #hashtag #nurse #personal

Have you ever woken up and just laid in bed all day? I think somehow someone super glued me on here while I was sleeping. Can’t. Get. Up. 😫

#personal #rant #random #sleeping #funny
When you don’t want to go out, but then your friend goes “I’ll pay.”

#adventure time #jake the dog #happy #pay #ill pay #free stuff #funny #random #random thoughts
Ever start a diet and then realize you love cake too much? The struggle…

#cake #Matilda #diet #health #fitness #funny #random #random thoughts #reaction gif #gif #gifs #reaction gifs
Lol jk, but thought it was funny…

Lol jk, but thought it was funny…

Stupid Disney got me all sorts of excited….and it’s not 11pm -_- Go home Disney, you’re drunk!

Stupid Disney got me all sorts of excited….and it’s not 11pm -_- Go home Disney, you’re drunk!

Insomniac probs: I’m awake and everyone else isn’t…

#insomniac #awake #bored #I'm bored #insomniac problems #I can't sleep #lindsay lohan #funny #random thoughts #random #reaction gif #reaction gifs #insomnia