Ellie P
RANT: Grow Up

So I was grocery shopping today and some guy randomly starts talking to me. He looked like the typical frat boy, had a surfer boy accent, and a mohawk. The whole time he was glorifying his social life, how it’s cool to get “turnt up,” and that you’re a loser if you don’t smoke weed. He even mentioned being a chronic alcoholic and a gambler. From the sound of it, he seems like a young college student, right? Wrong! He’s 29 years old. I told him that I don’t drink often, that I don’t smoke, I take my health seriously, and I plan on getting my master’s degree.

He then went on some ignorant tangent about how sad my life is and that I’m too innocent. No, buddy. I used to do what you do, but I gave up that life because I have goals. He didn’t even know what I meant when I said that I’m an RN (Registered Nurse).

It’s cool to do your own thing, but to bring someone down because they don’t have the same philosophy in life as you do is sad.

I’m not going to apologize for being smart, educated, a homebody, goal oriented, and health conscious. Grow up, sir. Life isn’t all about parties and being a bad boy.

Where the gentlemen at? We need more of you!

#grow up #rant #are you kidding me #i thought the older the wiser #i guess it's a case by case basis #nice boys always win #personal #random

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Life After College Probs

You still won’t have your life together, but at least you have money.

#post grad #post college #college grad #college #grad #university #graduate #random #funny #life
Life After College Probs…

Is it just me or does watching Netflix and eating a shit ton of cereal sounds like the best Saturday Night? It’s not because I didn’t make plans to go out, but I made plans to be be lazy and marathon it out because I’m tired AF from working so much.

#post college #graduate #life after college #personal #random #funny #netflix #saturday #saturday night #post grad #post college life #post grad life
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Bartending Nurse?!

Yup, you heard me! I’m a nurse by day and a bartender by night. It’s funny when people recognize me. During a shift, someone walked up to me and said “hey…aren’t you that girl from (place of employment).”

His expression quickly went from confused to worried when I told him yes. It doesn’t mean that I’m not capable of taking care of you, sir!

Girl’s gotta pay dem loans!!!

#brokegraduateprobs #kindawantacamaro #mytruckbrokedown #ineedanewcar #whydontijustget2nursingjobs?! #causehypochondriacsbecrazy #drunkpeoplearefunnytowatch #freedrankswhenimoff #hashtag

#bartending #random #funny #hashtag #nurse #personal

Have you ever woken up and just laid in bed all day? I think somehow someone super glued me on here while I was sleeping. Can’t. Get. Up. 😫

#personal #rant #random #sleeping #funny