Captain Ellie
Life After College Probs

You still won’t have your life together, but at least you have money.

#post grad #post college #college grad #college #grad #university #graduate #random #funny #life
Life After College Probs…

Is it just me or does watching Netflix and eating a shit ton of cereal sounds like the best Saturday Night? It’s not because I didn’t make plans to go out, but I made plans to be be lazy and marathon it out because I’m tired AF from working so much.

#post college #graduate #life after college #personal #random #funny #netflix #saturday #saturday night #post grad #post college life #post grad life
  • Brother: This jasmine tea tastes like flowers. They should call it hippie juice...
Bartending Nurse?!

Yup, you heard me! I’m a nurse by day and a bartender by night. It’s funny when people recognize me. During a shift, someone walked up to me and said “hey…aren’t you that girl from (place of employment).”

His expression quickly went from confused to worried when I told him yes. It doesn’t mean that I’m not capable of taking care of you, sir!

Girl’s gotta pay dem loans!!!

#brokegraduateprobs #kindawantacamaro #mytruckbrokedown #ineedanewcar #whydontijustget2nursingjobs?! #causehypochondriacsbecrazy #drunkpeoplearefunnytowatch #freedrankswhenimoff #hashtag

#bartending #random #funny #hashtag #nurse #personal

Have you ever woken up and just laid in bed all day? I think somehow someone super glued me on here while I was sleeping. Can’t. Get. Up. 😫

#personal #rant #random #sleeping #funny
When you don’t want to go out, but then your friend goes “I’ll pay.”

#adventure time #jake the dog #happy #pay #ill pay #free stuff #funny #random #random thoughts
Ever start a diet and then realize you love cake too much? The struggle…

#cake #Matilda #diet #health #fitness #funny #random #random thoughts #reaction gif #gif #gifs #reaction gifs
Lol jk, but thought it was funny…

Lol jk, but thought it was funny…